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voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

anonllama:

ravelingsky:

moshimoshigaydesu:

Sorry, I only date pirates, thieves, princes from countries that don’t even exist, bodyguards, and more-than likely sexually frustrated office coworkers.

also butlers, demons, mafia, and rich guys who bought me off of auctions

But mainly butlers. XD

prussianinamerica:

I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

resident-hobbit:

rach-quit:

Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAYS IT 

FUCKING FINALLY 

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